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Chapter 5
Thursday 22nd August 6:44am – Lying in the Castle of Penny I’ve just woken up to Bob playing the harmonica. Either that or there is a flock of geese mating in the next room...
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Full Name: Penelope Hazel Pinkerton
Birthday: 12th November 1989 Starsign: Scorpio Lives: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Marital Status: Single and mainly failing to mingle Siblings: Flossie (20) and Bob (12) Parentals: Mother Dearest and Father Bear Occupation: Part Time Student, Part Time Mother Hen, Part Time Disaster Relief Squad, Full Time Lunatic Likes: Boys, Vodka, Superfoods, Football, Cricket, Equal Opportunity, Driving a Barina Dislikes: Lycra, Rodents, Doing the dishes, Cricket commentators Favourite Colour: Green Favourite Sayings: ‘Good Grief’, ‘Good Lord’, ‘Good God’ Favourite Movies: Mulan, Friday Night Lights, The Ugly Truth Hobbies: Netball, Pilates, Horse Riding, English History, French (language/food/men) Can be found: Rolling her eyes at Mother Dearest’s latest match making attempt, dealing with a poo-related disaster, snoozing in the lecture theatre, hiding from the world under her desk At High School was voted student most likely to: Run the World Greatest Achievement: Most days just ‘getting out of bed’ Allergies: Chlorine, Stupidity, any iProduct and the full spectrum of human emotion (according to Mother Dearest) Chapter 4
Thursday 15th August 7:03am - Lying in the Castle of Penny I’ve just woken up with a hickey on my shoulder. Either my Teddy Bear isn’t who he says he is… or I am now in a relationship with a vampire so secret, even I don’t know about it… Either way. No one tell my mother. Chapter 3
Thursday 8th August 6:55am – Lying in the Castle of Penny Every morning for the past week I have woken up with a peg in my bed, it occurs to me we may now be in a long term relationship... No one tell my mother. Chapter 2
Thursday 1st August 6:54am – Lying in the Castle of Penny Woke up in bed with a tin of tuna. Have moved from sleeping with no one to sleeping with dead fish. Promising development. Chapter 1
Monday 22nd July 11:37am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Penny: ‘Monday morning going well. Up at the crack of 11:32am. Setting new records for effectiveness and motivation. Tomorrows headlines read: ‘Girl breaks mold, uses study day effectively…’ Penny: ‘Also. My groins are about to fall off. Did I ride a horse on Saturday night?’ Snicks: ‘Again...?’ |
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