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Chapter 14
Thursday 24th October 7:03am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Charlie: ‘I’ve just woken up and found that the backs of my knees are dry and itchy. At times like this, I wonder to myself, What Would Jesus Do?’ Penny: ‘.... Moisturise?’
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Chapter 13
Thursday 17th October 7:12am – Lying in the Castle of Penny Just woke up and discovered a hickey on the inside of my groin… Note to Self Checking the bed for vampires or hidden prospective husbands is not the silliest thing you’ve thought of this week. Also. Buy some garlic. Chapter 12
Thursday 10th October 7:18am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Penny: ‘I’ve just woken up and found two pieces of duct tape in my hair. You know the due date is drawing near when you start sleeping with your assignment’ Fletch: ‘Lucky assignment…’ Chapter 11
Thursday 3rd October 5:32am - Enjoying Peak Hour Airport Traffic in The Most Livable City in the World Zooming along on the way to the airport Mother Dearest *hands fly up to face*: ‘OMG! I think I’ve forgotten the masks?!’ Penny *half awake*: ‘What masks?’ Mother Dearest: ‘The ones with your face printed on them so I could walk around with you on my face so Harry could fall in love with you when he sees me’ Penny: ‘You weren’t joking about them?!’ Chapter Ten
Thursday 26th September 7:14am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Mother Dearest: ‘Have found cute man for you at beach. Currently chasing him down main street for phone number. Will report back’ Penny *groaning*: ‘Please don’t. Please just keep running. Is there a pier nearby?’ Maybe if I go back to sleep I will realize it was all a bad dream... |
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