Chapter 18
Thursday 21st November 10:11am – Lying in the Castle of the Unknown via Text Message Penny: ‘Just woke up in an unfamiliar bed with a hickey on my collarbone.’ Charlie: ‘What happened last night?’ Penny: ‘I can only assume the vampires in my bedroom have finally abducted me’ Charlie: ‘This seems completely plausible’ Penny: ‘And they have a really large suite at The Langham…’
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Chapter 17
Thursday 14th November 7:02am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Flossie: ‘Can you hear that noise in the kitchen? I’m afraid to get up!’ Penny: ‘The honking noise?’ Flossie: ‘It sounds like the roof is creaking and about to fall in. Either that or we’ve acquired a donkey’ Penny: ‘Never fear, Bob is here. He’s just practicing his harmonica…’ Flossie: ‘That is actually MUSIC?’ 2:34am - Somewhere in the World's Most Livable City
via Blog Post Penny: 'Dear Readers, I've clearly exceeded myself this evening and I'm nowhere near my computer. I promise I'll write tomorrow, just as soon as I find my computer. And my shoes. And my underwear... Penny xxx' Chapter 16
Thursday 7th November 11:17am - Lying in the Castle of Kennedy Resort Just turned my phone on after 48 hours of unmobile bliss. 23 messages. 31 emails. 17 Snapchats. 29 Facebook notifications. 2 Voicemails. I may move to Mars. Chapter 15
Thursday 31st October 6:39am – Lying in the Castle of Penny Just rolled over and spotted a roll of dental floss sitting in the bottom of my wardrobe. Suspicions that my shoes have better dental hygiene than me, now confirmed. 6:42am – Still lying in the Castle of Penny Alternately, could belong to resident vampire, in which case, I feel much better about being bitten by a vampire man with such vigilant dental habits… Penny Pinkerton is on Pause this Thursday.
Want to know why? Better keep your eyes peeled for a bumper double edition next week! Penny xx |
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