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Chapter 16
Thursday 7th November 11:17am - Lying in the Castle of Kennedy Resort Just turned my phone on after 48 hours of unmobile bliss. 23 messages. 31 emails. 17 Snapchats. 29 Facebook notifications. 2 Voicemails. I may move to Mars.
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Chapter 14
Thursday 24th October 7:03am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Charlie: ‘I’ve just woken up and found that the backs of my knees are dry and itchy. At times like this, I wonder to myself, What Would Jesus Do?’ Penny: ‘.... Moisturise?’ Chapter 13
Thursday 17th October 7:12am – Lying in the Castle of Penny Just woke up and discovered a hickey on the inside of my groin… Note to Self Checking the bed for vampires or hidden prospective husbands is not the silliest thing you’ve thought of this week. Also. Buy some garlic. |
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