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Chapter 22
Thursday 19th December 7:18am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Penny: ‘Fletch told me last night he has just been offered a scholarship for his Masters’ Charlie: ‘That’s fantastic! At the same uni?’ Penny: ‘No, at a different one’ Charlie: ‘Oo, where is he moving to?’ Penny: ‘Melbourne. In six weeks’ Charlie: ‘Shit a brick’ Penny: ‘That’s what I did.’
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Chapter 21
Thursday 12th December 7:03am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Penny: ‘Just woke up next to Santa…’ Charlie: ‘I have one thing to say about you. Ho Ho Ho!’ Chapter 20
Thursday 5th December 7:13am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Penny: ‘Just woke up covered in tinsel’ Charlie: ‘What happened last night? Have the vampires in your cupboard turned into Santa’s elves?’ Penny: ‘Sadly I do not think my wardrobe has upgraded its supernatural inhabitants. I suspect it has more to do with the Pinkerton Family Christmas Tree decorating session I happened to be a part of last night…’ Charlie: ‘Ah… how did that go?’ Penny: ‘Let’s see, Mum wore an outfit comprised entirely of tinsel and Christmas aprons, Dad covered every doorway, computer screen, tv screen, cabinet, bookshelf and moving object including myself with tinsel, Bob made 329 inappropriate jokes about the blue baubles on the tree and Flossie serenaded us until the cats outside started joining in. To be frank, we make the Griswold’s look awfully normal…’ Charlie: ‘At least it’s over now’ Penny: ‘Oh no, it ain’t over til the inflated Fat Man sings… and Dad hasn’t even put him up on the roof yet…’ Wednesday 4th December
11:54pm - Lounge Room, Chez du Pinkerton Mad Penny: 'How many more of these bloody Christmas lights do we have to untangle?' Father Bear *looking flustered*: 'I don't know, your Mother is planning to light the house up like the Griswald's...' Penny *rolls eyes*: 'We are going to have aeroplanes landing in the street once this is done...' Father Bear: 'I'm not sure this will ever be done...' Penny *exhales*: 'I've got things to do! Things to write! Places to be!' Father Bear *raises eyebrows*: 'Not any time soon my little Christmas Elf' Penny *sigh*: 'Sweet Jesus' Father Bear: 'Yes, I believe we can blame him for this...' Chapter 19
Thursday 28th November 7:21am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Flossie: ‘Can you hear that warbling in the kitchen?’ Penny: ‘Yes… It woke me up’ Flossie: ‘What is IT?’ Penny: ‘If my hearing serves me correctly Floss, that is the sweet sound of Mother Dearest singing along to her favourite songs’ Flossie: ‘What?! She doesn’t sing! She only ever sings when she’s listening to…. OH GOD’ Penny: ‘It’s most, wonderfulllll timeeeee of the year!’ Flossie: ‘Christmas Carols’ Penny: ‘Ho ho ho!’ Chapter 18
Thursday 21st November 10:11am – Lying in the Castle of the Unknown via Text Message Penny: ‘Just woke up in an unfamiliar bed with a hickey on my collarbone.’ Charlie: ‘What happened last night?’ Penny: ‘I can only assume the vampires in my bedroom have finally abducted me’ Charlie: ‘This seems completely plausible’ Penny: ‘And they have a really large suite at The Langham…’ Chapter 17
Thursday 14th November 7:02am – Lying in the Castle of Penny via Text Message Flossie: ‘Can you hear that noise in the kitchen? I’m afraid to get up!’ Penny: ‘The honking noise?’ Flossie: ‘It sounds like the roof is creaking and about to fall in. Either that or we’ve acquired a donkey’ Penny: ‘Never fear, Bob is here. He’s just practicing his harmonica…’ Flossie: ‘That is actually MUSIC?’ 2:34am - Somewhere in the World's Most Livable City
via Blog Post Penny: 'Dear Readers, I've clearly exceeded myself this evening and I'm nowhere near my computer. I promise I'll write tomorrow, just as soon as I find my computer. And my shoes. And my underwear... Penny xxx' Chapter 16
Thursday 7th November 11:17am - Lying in the Castle of Kennedy Resort Just turned my phone on after 48 hours of unmobile bliss. 23 messages. 31 emails. 17 Snapchats. 29 Facebook notifications. 2 Voicemails. I may move to Mars. Chapter 15
Thursday 31st October 6:39am – Lying in the Castle of Penny Just rolled over and spotted a roll of dental floss sitting in the bottom of my wardrobe. Suspicions that my shoes have better dental hygiene than me, now confirmed. 6:42am – Still lying in the Castle of Penny Alternately, could belong to resident vampire, in which case, I feel much better about being bitten by a vampire man with such vigilant dental habits… |
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